wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

Everything today is having the best possible outcome this far and I’m so fucking blown away


instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

You’re welcome for me

  #anthonyaaa    #ximbatmanshhh  

What if the New Testament is Old Testament fan-fiction?

This kid at the playground just bragged to his mom about stealing a beyblade. RIP little buddy