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gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

An image of a broken man

An image of a broken man

Chris, who would you roll your eyes at if not me?

Chris, who would you roll your eyes at if not me?

  #christsmith  

Live it up before you die it up

I hope the Leaning Tower of Pisa falls on someone “holding it up” in a photo so I never have even the possibility of doing that.

Thought there was a bird chirping.
No.
My shoe is just haunted by the ghost of one.

coinincident:

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

image

rockees:

a ferocious beast

Yesterday I was cleaning the kids’ room and the door stop moved by itself. You know the one that’s all springy and makes the ‘sproing!’ noise? Yeah that one, it moved completely by itself. I think about it a lot.